Best Class Period Ever

Song: New Divide by Linkin Park
Time: 2:03
Mood: Feelin' like awesomesauce


Everyone hates fitness grams. I know I do. There's nothing more degrading, whether you're bigger or smaller, than doing one measly push up next to someone who can do 20 or more. Well, some students were absent yesterday, thinking that they could skip it and not have to do it again and it'd be over with. Think again, my peers. There were two Pentecostal girls who had to do it today, along with an underclassman boy. The Pentecostal girls didn't think they would have to because of the fact that they're in skirts. It would be weird to have someone doing push ups behind you and see up their skirt, so they had to do it today. The girls and the boy had to be separated. The conversation went like this between him and the Coach hosting the fitness gram, which is (amazing) to say the least.


Boy: Where should I go? *The coach points to the concession area of the gym, where there is a wall separating the gym from the "room"
Coach: Get behind the wall and I'll do ya'.  (Wait, it gets better)

Later in class, two other girls who were in there came back and told the story. Sure enough, everyone was laughing. The unsuspecting boy comes in a few minutes later, to which a fellow student says:

Girl: Hey, get behind that wall and I'll do ya. (class laughs)
Teacher: So, what all did the coach say to you?
Boy: Oh, not much. Just thank you.

Everyone died laughing. No joke. The classroom broke out, and some people were even crying cause they were laughing so hard.

This might be one of those "you had to be there moments" but, you know, I just had to share this, and I hope you liked it.

I'm signing off, but I hope you all have an amazing day. :)